sandbagged by the octopi

To have something really terrible go down. An extremely unfortunate event.

Jerry broke both legs when he fell off his skateboard. He was really "sandbagged by the octopi"

by Krestchismo February 20, 2009

Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

by G.T. Cannington May 31, 2018

octopi cream

Creaming a girl to celebrate that she is 25 years, 1 month and 18 days old, which is exactly 8 times pi.

Must be performed by a nerd.

Jones gave that girl some once-in-a-lifetime octopi cream.

by js69 July 3, 2011

Octopi

A hat (topi) that comprises of an octopus stuffy

Shreeda likes to send Dorjee pictures of her wearing octopi for no reason

by dolagetspussies November 4, 2021

octopi

what people think is the 'correct' plural of octopus, but they're wrong. octopus came from a greek word, and therefore its plural is octopodes. or just use octopuses if you want.

I am a moron and I think octopi is the plural of octopus.

by MinecraftExp123 April 27, 2024

Acan Von Octopi

Acan Von Octopi is Squidward's 1'st cousin removed. He has a slight personality, but actually he is happy all the time. In this case, he is the opposite of Squidward.

The Acan von Octopi is Probably a dictator.

by Your bob September 12, 2022

octopie

A great pie that is not a misspelling of octopi. It is an actual pie.

Person 1: What is your favourite type of pie?

Person 2: Octopie, of course

by Gyeno November 11, 2018