Octomussy

Black animal, has similar smell to toilet paper.

Mohummed from Corinda State High School

by Dwayne barry November 11, 2003

Octomussy

large hairy mammal usually mistaken for a rolled up carpet.

"is that an octomussy mummy? "
no sweetie its just a carpet

by brad November 11, 2003

Octomom

A Woman that is affected by a mental illness , but no one seems to take that into account when they critisize and ridicule her. The octo grandma suggested that her daughter was affected by obssesive conpulsive dissorder, which should be obvious by now.
This lady needs help , and just how you dont make fun of the retarded kids at school or the lady with no legs selling fruit on the corner, you dont make fun of the octomom.

outraged taxpayer: this stupid bitch octomom will have spent a total of 2 million of my tax dollars on her litter of kids by the end of this month, i demand justice, i say we eat her children and burn her alive.

my mom: honey, you're not supposed to pick on retards.

by keyboardsponge February 25, 2009

Octomussy

A large abbo like animal, Smells a little like toilet paper

Mohummed

by Hau Thuong November 8, 2003

Octomom

A chick that has 8 kids at one time via artificial insemination.

Friend 1: Oh look! that chick is knocked up!

Friend 2: Sweet! She puts out!

Friend 1: Maybe...unless she's octomomin

by JFoo February 10, 2009

Octomom

A woman with 8 arms and legs capable of handling more and more kid stuff.

Geez! You'd think I was some Octomom or something with the kids' lives these days!

by Injeanuity February 6, 2009

Octomom

Any mom who does eight (or more) things at once. So, simply, ANY mom.

An example of a conversation with an octomom:

While I'm talking on the phone with you, I'm going do these dishes up, wipe Bridget's nose and get that Hot Wheel car door out from under the fridge. Oh, and let me pull that online class while I text my husband at work to see if he can get home a little early so I can go get groceries before yoga so Avery doesn't flip out in the morning because there's no Puffins. You asked me to remind you that tomorrow's your turn for snack at ECFE. I'm bringing coffee.

by cleverkate March 25, 2009