Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.
By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.
by D_Cooper December 19, 2018

Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is too fat and or inflexible to create an acute angle between her torso and thighs.
by Phil R-C May 18, 2010

by The True Obtuse Nigga February 28, 2019

Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.
by ohmygodimasian April 17, 2014

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

by ThickNiggaAlex June 15, 2018

1) a: a big fat booty (as opposed to "a cute" booty)
b: a tushy exceeding 90 degrees
c: an exceptionally wide train car bursting at the steams
d: the rear region of an obese person
e: an incredibly vast rump
b: a tushy exceeding 90 degrees
c: an exceptionally wide train car bursting at the steams
d: the rear region of an obese person
e: an incredibly vast rump
1) "Wow! Look at that obtuse caboose!"
2) "Hey, Can you move? I can't get around your obtuse caboose."
3) "Hey, you need to train to turn that the obtuse caboose into a cute caboose!"
4) "Let's take a tour of the obtuse caboose!"
2) "Hey, Can you move? I can't get around your obtuse caboose."
3) "Hey, you need to train to turn that the obtuse caboose into a cute caboose!"
4) "Let's take a tour of the obtuse caboose!"
by geometriclogos November 25, 2019
