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weaponized obtuseness

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.
By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.
by D_Cooper December 19, 2018
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Obtuse Fuck

Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is too fat and or inflexible to create an acute angle between her torso and thighs.
I can't beleive you banged that fat war pig MG....she must have been an obtuse fuck.
by Phil R-C May 18, 2010
mugGet the Obtuse Fuckmug.

Obtuse Nigga

Warrior:Obtuse Nigga we come to fight you!
Squire:Why did you summon him we will all die!
by The True Obtuse Nigga February 28, 2019
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obtusive relationship

Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.
I'm in an obtusive relationship because she just won't breakup with me.
by ohmygodimasian April 17, 2014
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Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.
"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
mugGet the Obtuse Willismug.

Obtuse Squabajuice

when a nigga be on that regie
Your an obtuse Squabajuice head ass.
by ThickNiggaAlex June 15, 2018
mugGet the Obtuse Squabajuicemug.

obtuse caboose

1) a: a big fat booty (as opposed to "a cute" booty)
b: a tushy exceeding 90 degrees
c: an exceptionally wide train car bursting at the steams
d: the rear region of an obese person
e: an incredibly vast rump
1) "Wow! Look at that obtuse caboose!"

2) "Hey, Can you move? I can't get around your obtuse caboose."

3) "Hey, you need to train to turn that the obtuse caboose into a cute caboose!"

4) "Let's take a tour of the obtuse caboose!"
by geometriclogos November 25, 2019
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