Obstesticle

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.

Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.

by unynboy June 23, 2011

Obstressing

Being or becoming stressed about something or someone you are obsessed with.

Example: She was obstressing over finding the perfect pair of shoes for the wedding.

by Never Too Old May 20, 2013

Obsturbation

The process of getting an unseemly, unexpected, or surprisingly potent thrill out of witnessing something.

I caught myself obsturbating while watching a fat lady breastfeed.

For him, a car show was a great opportunity for obsturbation.

by dervonmoerfi March 31, 2010

obstacle illusion

An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.

Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.

by nothin but nachos September 1, 2010

obstruse

A combination of obtuse and abstruse. Obtuse means annoyingly insensitive or slow to understand. Abstruse means difficult to understand or obscure. Obstruse means to be annoyingly insensitive AND difficult to understand.

Man, I don't know what that guy just said but it sounded pretty obstruse. I'm gonna go smack him around a little, and then make him tell me what the hell he meant by that shit! And if I don't like it, I'll smack him around some more!

by flux blocker January 14, 2019

Obstropolous

Dialectal variant of the word "obstreperous" Meaning making things difficult just for the sake of it. This is where the word "stroppy" comes from.

There's no pleasing the staff that work for me, they're obstropolous.

by Ditherer September 16, 2011

obstical

A redneck spelling of the word commonly known as obstacle.
Has the exact same meaning as the traditional spelling but implies that the author is a redneck

My biggest obstical is spelling of the words.

by Lord Vader III October 27, 2010