Obed

A wordsmith. A guy who is incredibly gifted with his words and enjoys mindf*cking people particularly girls.

Wow, you're such an Obed dude... I don't believe a word you say.

by Revenn June 29, 2019

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016

Obedes

the term technically called for a person with both Obesity and Diabetes. One must not have only Obesity or Diabetes in order have the condition of Obedes. Deaths may be caused with this serious problem and many others have contracted various acute disease related issues.

"What if Ben&Jerry's sold ice cream in gallons?"
"Everyone would have Obedes"
"Is that Obesity or Diabetes"
"Both"

by smd420 November 9, 2009

Obeth Martinez

He will scam you he has 2 girlfriends and he has lots of money

Obeth Martinez is fucking cute

by RELAX DUDE February 24, 2019

obesha

a very large woman

"She is in McDonalds very obesha of her!"

by obeshaopp September 10, 2023

Malicious Obedience

The Modus Operandi adopted by those who work for people convinced of their own infallible decision-making prowess, where one gleefully does what they’re told, even though they know it’s misguided, and waiting for the moment when it all blows up in their supervisor’s face. The precursor to schadenfreude. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

Mildred: “I can’t believe the IT Department insists on designing our web site without consulting you, the Graphic Designer, but then expects you to create the lame artwork for it the day before we go live.”
Trev: “I have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. It’ll be a disaster, fo’ shizzle.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

obedie

a really really pretty girl that is really nice and an overall awesome girl

That girl maddie, obedie!

by amanning June 11, 2008