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Hall and Oates

A move in which a bi-curious male leaves a heterosexual encounter disapointed, and goes directly to a homosexual setting to finish.
Yo, man. Every time I go see a Michael Bolton concert... I end up doing a Hall and Oates to my poor girl.
by GMichaels January 15, 2011
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oves homosexuales

one that cannot talk to girls without blushing
someone who can't talk to girls in general
someone who's awkward...all the time
the opposite of Andrew Garfield
a Marymounter's dream guy!
NOT the dog house.
they live in the lairs of Regis
"homosexual sheep" in Latin (but not necessarily homosexual)
great kids, awesome in fact.
Marymount girl: "wowww look at those oves homosexuales standing in the corner being awkward... must be from regis"
Regis kids: "oh shit... there are girls here... *awkward*"
by creepy Sheep behind the tree December 24, 2010
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ovester

The term used by feminisits for "semester". It is used to replace what supposedly means "semen" with "ovaries".
Feminist: How was your ovester?
Guy: Ovester?
Feminist: Semester is sexist.
Guy: What!?
by Gibberling May 17, 2007
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ooves

Plural for of oof
Mom: I died
Me: Ooves
by wqoowowowowoow December 11, 2018
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hallin oates

Doing anything at a higher speed than the recommended limit. Very similar to hauling ass, but it is more of an homage to the duo Hall & Oates, in reference to their rapid record fabrication in the 70s.

The pronunciation is derived from saying "Hall and Oates" very quickly, so you say the and as "in," as if you're saying the phrase at a higher speed.
Jack: Damn yo, you just got passed on the right by a semi!
Johnson: I know; that guy's hallin oates.
by Jefbag July 17, 2016
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Abu Malik Oakes Jr.

Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.
Abu Malik Oakes Jr. is the piss coke king.
by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022
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ovester

A contrived word used in place of 'semester' by some ignorant feminists who think 'semester' has something to do with semen. It doesn't. 'Semester' comes from the Latin 'cursus semestris', meaning 'a course of 6 months'. 'Semen' means 'seed' in Latin while 'ovum' means 'egg'.

Interestingly, 'seminar' actually does come from the same root as 'semen', so I guess they could argue about that instead, if they could convince people that eggs are better than seeds as a metaphor for ideas. Alternatively, they could do their research, stop being so paranoid and focus on contributing something useful to society. Such as making me a sandwich.
Feminist: This ovester is gonna be great, we're studying Sylvia Plath.

Rational human being: You mean this semester?

Feminist: DON'T SAY THAT WORD, IT MEANS SEMEN, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEMEN YOU TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY.

Rational human being: If you're insane enough to equate 'semester' with male oppression, surely 'ovester' is just female oppression? Isn't it about equality?

Feminist: Are you coming on to me?

Rational human being: *facepalm*
by JesusMcAwesome February 20, 2011
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