nuts

ya also a slang for guns

Straight nuts in your face put your pistols away

by some polak November 05, 2004

nuts

Mostly used by poker players to describe the best of a given thing. Taken from the the 'nuts' in poker, meaning the best possible hand.

Nut-low is the antonym.

Last night's party was the nuts, I can die happy.

or

Screw McD, their burgers are the nut-low.

by Adje March 23, 2013

nuts

1. crazy person
2. sperm
3. a Males natural body lotion

he is crazy. he just nutted on julie and she spread it all over her body. she was very ashy when it dried

by josie da pussy cat December 22, 2003

Nut Nut

The action of completely submerging ones testicles in peanut butter(creamy or crunchy) then someone gobbles gurgles and wipes clean the nutsack to the point of shine.

My uncle forced me to give him a nut nut the other day

by GregHeffleysNuts February 08, 2021

nut nut

An engulfing ejaculation so powerful that it will not only blow your dickhead off, but it will stretch your dickhole so far that everything dribbles out and you can make hand signs with the excess skin.

Becky: "Ew, why yo dick dribbling?"
Randy: "Cause I just had the biggest nut nut of my life."

by AnalWolfe November 16, 2016

nut nut

having the best possible high and low hands in any split poker game, i.e. Stud 8 or Omaha 8.

Layne! Can you say nut nut?

-Scotty Nguyen

by luxloomis October 02, 2008

Nutting

The act of eating nuts

Teenagers love nutting at the beach :)

by NutInMyEye February 03, 2019