nutmaster69

There is only one true nutmaster69.

And that is George Jolliffe

riley: "yo its nutmaster69"
some emo slag: "he is a George Jolliffe"
leila: "he is so rad"

by rockscxrs May 31, 2021

nutster

adj: describes something that is both funny, yet embarrassing and possibly also kinda stupid. Mainly occurs when trying to be cool, but things go awry. cringe worthy.

noun: nut

Friend: "Did you ever notice that michelle develops a fake country accent when she drinks, esp in front of guys?"
girl: "yeah, it was so stupid sounding. i felt bad for her, but it was also funny. seriously nutster"
friend: "yeah, total nut".

OR
friend: "i tried some new make up today at work but i realized later that it looked really stupid. i tried to do cat-eyes with eyeliner and i swear it looked good when i left the house. I even talked to a cute guy and i later gave a presentation to like 20 people. i feel like the biggest nut. "

sister: "ha! you freaking nut! but thats sad dude, sorry"

by Unluhouse April 16, 2013

nutsterbagging

When you have to bust a nut right after school lunch is over but the only thing you have left to put it in is your zip lock bag leftover from your pb and j sandwich with the crust left in it!

My mom made this horrible face when she reused my sandwich bag for her kale chips ... Her face lead me to believe that she was an instant victim of nutsterbagging!

by Frosted up Chuck August 7, 2017

New Jersey Nutbuster

When a female counterpart gently puts your testicles in her mouth during oral sex and the viscously bites down on them.

My girl was goin down on me last night and then that bitch gave me the New Jersey Nutbuster. Now I can't zip my pants cuz my nuts are so swollen.

by SW 213 homies April 8, 2009

nutbuster

1. A screaming male orgasm
2. A person who makes excessive and unreasonable demands

The boss asked me to lick his boots clean after he walked through a field
of manure.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

numaterio

A numaterio is someone who does not like being made fun of, and gets severely butthurt if you do.

I just made fun of him,
But he is being such a numaterio about it.

by Pinq March 18, 2015

NutBlaster

When two men shoot each other in the balls with a nerf blaster

Dude, I totally destroyed any chance of Grognak having any kids In that last round of NutBlaster

by NerfMaster69 August 31, 2020