Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese

On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.

Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?

by RIP Herold November 23, 2019

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

chicken nugget and dipping sauce

A reference to Sex without actually saying sex. Normally referring to a smaller penis.

See kids there is this chicken nugget and dipping sauce...
... and that's how babies are made.

by SWAGMAN99 July 24, 2016

death nugget

A "death nugget" is the final stage that sometimes occurs when "giving birth to Pumbaa" aka when you're on the toilet having a shit and you may have pushed out your main log, but you know there's still a bit left that you're dying to push out to make you feel so much better ... it's the unholy spawn of your colon ... when pushing out this final nugget it will feel like you've just had an exorcism ... the relief afterwards is like how Kif Kroker felt when he finally gave birth on Futurama

I'm waiting to push out this death nugget ... begone unholy spawn, please leave my body, I know you're still in there

by SM_defined February 18, 2021

double nugget

when a man’s balls are stuffed into a female/male’s mouth

Did you hear how Ben double nuggeted Emma last night?

by vegan messiah 2.0 January 3, 2018

Cum dumpster slut nugget

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.

I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

One of the rarest and most succulent delicacies of one's childhood. They are, in fact, dinosaur shaped golden soft delicious chicken nuggets. If one says theyve never had one they are probably lying. If not, promptly shove one into the hole from which they uttered those terrible words.

Eat a damned dinosaur chicken nugget. Go to Wal-Mart and buy a huge bag. Cook them around midnight, most preferably with smiley fries.

by girliescreamingtempertantrum November 26, 2016