On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.
Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?
by RIP Herold November 24, 2019