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Steve: What goes faster than the speed of light?
*Mr. Tweetums lands on Steve's shoulder*
Carl: Nothing goes faster than the speed of light.
*Mr. Tweetums suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Carl: How did Mr. Tweetums die?
*Carl suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Steve: Exactly! But when did this nothing appear?
*Eric suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Allison suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Steve dies from a heart attack*
Nothing by edggya June 22, 2009
You. Everything you do/have done/will do.
"Speak to me Sarah. What's wrong now?"

"Nothing."
Nothing by CartledgeB2 October 27, 2003
"Something" Everyone Seems To Be Doing Everytime You Ask What They Are Doing.

Makes People Very Mad.

Very Annoying When They Ask For Something To Talk About.
Caution: Nothing Might Make Someone Have Nothing To Talk About.

Greg: Hey Ashley What Are You Doing??
Ashley: Nothing...

10 Minutes Pass...

Ashley: Why Do You Never Have Anything To Talk About...?
Greg: ...Why Are You Always Doing Nothing...?
Nothing by .Tit.For.Tat. April 4, 2008
What Atheists believe is the cause of the universe
'What is the cause of the Big Bang?'
'Nothing!'
'Ah, so the same thing I had for lunch today'
Nothing by NorwegianNorwayLover August 16, 2014
Something non-existant.

The oppostite of something.
Nothing is inbetween the arrows > <.