6 definitions by MrsPiggyMuppetLove

Shealea

She is often an Italian looking woman. She is a slightly spoiled bitch, but she has good intentions. She is a great friend even if she isn't great at keeping secrets. If you meet a Shealea, get on her good side.

A: "That girl is so spoiled but seems like a great friend."

B: "Yeah, that's Shealea."

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 16, 2016

Nothing

Means something but your most likely to lazy to explain.

"Whatcha doin?"
"Nothing"(your actually eating but you realize that "nothing" is easier to type than "I'm eating"

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 15, 2016

Shit

The most adaptable word in the English dictionary

You can take a shit
You can say shit when your angry or frustrated
You can feel shitty
Be shitty
Act shitty
Look shitty
Give a shit

Or not give a shit
You can have shit
Throw shit

Hoard shit
Carry shit
Have to much shit
Have to little shit
Have no shit
Sling shit
Talk shit
Fight about shit
Fight shittily

teacher- "And now you know, shit is the base of our English language!"

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove July 1, 2016

Shit

1. Synonym for poop

2. Often used to replace fuck in sentences

1. "I need to find a bathroom before I shit my pants."

2. (You reallize you lost you phone) "SHIT!"

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 16, 2016

Jake

He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is your BEST guy friend, and everyone has a crush on him. He is super attractive and will tell you all his secrets if he trusts you enough even if your a girl. If you ever meet a Jake treat him well

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 15, 2016

Musical.ly

An app where you can lip-sync to songs. It is the most addicting app ever and it basically controls you life. You will literally do hand gestures for everything. Also you and your friends that have it will be constantly singing songs that you've made musicals to.

Ex A: When bad blood comes on...

Thumbs down gesture, twist head, heart gesture

Ex B: Friend-"Hey how are you?"

You-"Well I doing just fine... I lied I'm dieing inside!"

Friend-"?"

You- "It's a musical.ly song!"

Friend-"...ok then"

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 18, 2016