Thank you Nostradamus

The use of "thank you nostradamus" began in 2014 from within the video game World of Tanks by Whane The Whip. The phrase is sarcastic and used whenever someone make a ridiculous claim of foreknowledge.

Joe: I haven't seen my ex in years.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.

by Whane The Whip September 10, 2014

Nostradamusement

The feeling of superiority that comes over an intelligent person when they watch their Nostradumbass friends spout on about how Nostradamus predicted events.

As Leonard watched Martin go on about Nostradamus, a feeling of nostradamusement came over him.

by Flirm Li February 4, 2010

NOSTRADAMUSED

the casual ability to predict events yet to happen

I nostradamused the score of the football game.

by blueboy69 February 25, 2009

Nostradamus

Allan Lichtman

Allan Lichtman is a Nostradamus! He said Kamala would win, but Trump won instead.

by nb21-rz2k November 6, 2024

Nostradamus

A person who is a virgin

"Gehan changed his own nickname to emperor nostradamus"
Damn what a fucken virgin

by thegoationary July 17, 2021

Nostradamus

A prediction made by a spectator or contestant for an Object Camp where each contestant is given a predicted placement based on their previous records

Once the season ended, I saw that my Nostradamus was completely wrong and I didn’t get a single placement right!

by TealUmbrella July 18, 2023