Nokia

A Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. Their phones are world renowned for being incredibly durable.

Hey Alex I just dropped my Nokia down four flights of concrete stairs and into the pool.

Oh that sucks...

I know, now when I text the 5 key makes a little squishy noise.

BEST PHONES EVER

by mtl007 October 31, 2008

Nolia

Refers To A Housing Project In New Orleans, Called The Magnolia Housing Projects.

"I've Been Chillin In The Nolia Brah"

by DMoney December 4, 2003

Noriaki Kakyoin

"the person who definitely defeated dio and did not turn into a shish kabob"

hey did you see noriaki kakyoin beat dio.

by Noriaki Kakyoin milf hunter November 6, 2020

Nokiaexpress

Nokiaexpress is often heard of as an oddly introverted being and rarely leaves its natural habitat of discord. No live witnesses of a real Nokiaexpress have been reported.

Somebody: Hey! I heard somebody say Nokiaexpress was a pissbaby!

Somebody else: Really? Wow!

by pseudonymamim52 March 29, 2021

novia

The Spanish word for girlfriend or fiancèe. Change the last letter to an o to refer to a boyfriend or male fiancèe.

Voy a bailar con mi novia.

I am going to dance with my fiancèe.

Voy a besar mi novia.

I'm going to kiss my girlfriend.

by Ian, Poet of Pennsylvania February 7, 2007

Nokia

The disappointed Finnish Father of all living mobile phones

iPhone: Heyyy I'm so cool innit, check out my touchscreen!
Nokia: I am not your Fathwe

by emna998 January 22, 2015

nokia brick

One of those phones which are known for being bulky and never breaking
like the saying "drop an iphone, break the screen, drop a nokia brick, break the floor"

guy 1 "i broke my iphone the other day, had to get a new one
guy 2 "what you got now?"
guy 1 "not much, just a nokia brick

by dabantabus April 30, 2015