noob.txt

"noob.txt" is a place (usually a thread) where people on the internet collects extremely funny quotes from various noobs all over the internet.

These quotes can sometimes become forced memes.

Noob: Y do u kepp pming me?!?!?!?!?

Noob.txter: This is going on noob.txt.

noob.txt by Suncloak December 22, 2012

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Noob Season

The days following a holiday in which noobs receive video games that are a year (or more) old; while the non-noobs move on to a sequel, the noobs provide easy kills/XP for those who still do not have the sequel and are not noobs.

Person 1: Dude I have 5000 points in kills in Assasin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer.

Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?

Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.

Noob Season by GhostofSparta010 December 31, 2011

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Related Words

Noob(noob) • Noob stay noob • noob tube • noob sauce • noob stick • Get noob • STFU NOOB • christmas noob • Noob Combo • noob toob

get noob

epik meme word, mostly used by the roblox youtuber flamingo

Flamingo : Kills a Roblox Guest
Flamingo : GET NOOB

get noob by slobodasiikmadopdop March 22, 2020

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Noob Swerve

When one moves their body in real life acting like they are moving their character in game.

Gerald is getting shot at and needs to get around a corner, while he is getting around the corner he is also doing the Noob Swerve in real life.

Noob Swerve by JOLT3D July 29, 2012

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Get noob

What fans of a Roblox YouTuber called Flamingo say after absolutely destroying you.

Dehlilah: Get noob
Maui: *crying noises*

Get noob by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

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u r the noob

Phrase used to classify someone as "The Noob." May or may not be used as a compliment. May also be used in conjunction with the phrase "no u." Phrase can be used as a rebuttal statement towards someone as well.

Person 1: "lol i pwn"

Person 2: "u r the noob."

Person 1: "NO U R THE NOOB!"

u r the noob by Francis Numan October 20, 2009

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ebil noob

a playa who makes u think he's a noob at first but in reality he's not... then he pwns u.

ebil noob (lvl 3): hey man whats up
PKer (lvl 45): lol noob i pwn u
*PKer pwns ebil noob*
*ebil noob logs in with lvl 90 account*
ebil noob (lvl 90): loool now u die u mofo
*PKer gets owned*

ebil noob by ebilnoob July 21, 2011

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