turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

by babybeem December 20, 2014

Obama Necking

While passing cars on the highway that display Barack Obama bumper sticker(s) you turn your head while passing to see if the driver is black or white.

"Man, I almost rear-ended somone this morning on my way to work. I saw a Honda with an 'Obama 09' sticker and I was so busy Obama Necking that I almost slammed into the car in front of me."

by Young79 October 21, 2008

Necking

THE "hip" word for kissing and making out when I was a young teenager in the 70's.

"Rick and I were necking for hours in Carla's bedroom! I STOPPED him from putting his hands down my pants though - I wouldn't go THAT far!"

by ClairBecker May 23, 2018

norking

Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!

In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.

by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004

nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

by Beef Brady February 3, 2003

Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014