newt

a word that originates in Springfield Illinois describing the people who reside on the north side of town, went to Lanphier high school, and are uneducated, dimwitted, nascar watching dirtbags. North End White Trash

joe dirt/ dale earnhart/kid rock

by jfman January 4, 2005

Newt

NOT a lizard. Not even a reptile. In fact, it is a mostly aquatic amphibian closely related to salamanders and axolotls. Newts are predatory and like to eat aquatic worms, that can be ordered from Carolina Biological Supply (for you biologists out there.) A newt hatches from the egg with gills, but metamorphoses within the first few months of its life. Once a newt has metamorphosed, it may come out on land, but often will spend most of its time in the water. This depends on the species.

Alpine newts, gold-dust newts, firebelly newts, marbled newts, red-spotted newts, crested newts

by Ukulelelike July 7, 2012

Newt

A character in The Maze Runner series that deserved SO MUCH BETTER! I mean seriously James, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?! My heart along with so many others' hearts just shattered into MILLIONS of pieces. TRILLIONS! You cannot be forgiven... well maybe if there's some fantasmical spin off where Newt never died and yea...

A PERSON: "Wait, who's Newt???"
ME: *starts crying and has a mental breakdown while trying to say... trying... the page... the forbidden page...*

by Obsessed? Me? Noo- actually YE August 22, 2020

Newt

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.

Damn that newt is fast.

by Jack May 8, 2003

Newting

When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.

Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.

Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.

by Mr_A October 7, 2011

Newt

A white boy with a slender body and large tail

Im so glad I broke up with that Newt

by Smashxcom March 26, 2019

Newt

A man who loves his country so much, he cheats on his wives.

My senator must be a true American, he Newted.

by Snee66 March 26, 2011