Nervous squirts

When a girl gets too excited and has a slight orgasm.

Sarah: omg look at his bulge I think I might get the nervous squirts

by Djbro66 January 23, 2016

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

Nervous Pervis

Someone that’s nervous or scared about something.

Dude, Emma is such a Nervous Pervis before her basketball games.

by BigMac8282 April 7, 2019

Beer Nervous

Beer Nervous is a condition that occurs when there is a shortage or absence of beer within close proximity. The onset of this condition can occur rapidly.

I was having a great time at this party until I noticed the shortage of beer and became beer nervous.

by Beer Captain March 9, 2019

Nervousited

The sensation of being nervous and excited at the same time;
When you want to jump up and down and yell "YAY ME!" but you also want to curl up in a teeny tiny ball and hide at the same time.

In the beginning of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, Pinkie Pie notices Twilight is nervousited and assures her that everyone has felt that way at one point in time. Fluttershy, in fact, feels that way almost every day

by Totally Original Name September 4, 2013

nervous nellie

a timid or worrisome person

A: omg! I'm gonna fall and DIE!
B: Look, nervous nellie, you are just 6 inches off the ground.

by Brizo July 29, 2007

nervous dump

A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right before a first date, job interview, much-anticipated oral presentation, court date, first day of school, first day of work, committing any crime, or even looking at porn. This type of poop is most easily identified by the fact that food does not trigger it. Nervous dumps are usually slimy, sloppy, and usually linked to dingleberries, because they take many wipes are difficult to fully clean.

Example 1
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.

Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) January 27, 2006