Neek

A neek is a fat cunt

Typicaly dudes called "Lachlan" are neeks
person 1: damn lachlans a neek
Lachlan: fuck off
by Skinny cunt October 08, 2020
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Me! I am a total and utter Neek and fiercely proud of it, thank you very much. Neeks are cool people who are somehow mistaken for uncool/dipshit-style-losers by proud owners of Croydon Facelifts and M.C. skills ("Boo-yaah, I deck you man, boo boo, aw naw heavy bled, innit innit yeah I is heavy, you is...shit bled top neeky man you're gay. Gay gay gay gay gay. But me is not gay. Me is horny. Yes bled heavy"). Neek is derived from 'nerd' and 'geek' both meaning approximately the same thing i.e. clever (so all of a sudden it's a bad thing to possess a brain and be capable of intelligent thought?). The point is, if you get called a neek, be proud. It doesn't mean anything negative, it's townies resenting your superior mental capacity.
*headbangs*
"Stop dancing u neek"
"No, fuck off, but thanks for recognising my neekiness"
*walks off*"You're gay"
"yes, very much so."
*breaks into run to confer "heavy heavy" to crew*
by hermaphrodite June 05, 2004
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although the common definition is a cross between a nerd and a geek, the word actually originates from America.

Black youths named other nigros who enrolled in education, neeks, as it is actually a cross between geek and nigro.

although it is now commonly misused across the world for naming someone a geek/nerd.
-Tyrone: (shouts) OI, NEEK BRE, GO BACK TO YOUR COLLEGE NEEK.
-Neek: according to rule '13a sub section b' you are discriminating the human rights act, developed in 1896. I'm telling.
-Tyrone: YOU GONNA GET SLAPPED
-*SMASH
-*neeks glasses smash as he hits the floor.
by g.s May 09, 2007
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Neeks

Neeks is a flexible term that can be used as a noun or adjective. What it actually refers to is limitless. The key to this term is its subjectivity; its meaning is in the way it's delivered and meant by the speaker.

Neeks can often be substituted where language fails. Generally, though, it is a positive term that has some kind of unspoken quality, especially a CREATURELY quality. Can also be a nickname for a beloved or good friend.

As an adjective, Neeksy connotes funkiness, strange endearment, unexplainable creaturely feelings, unhuman (but not in a negative way).
1. "That's so Neeksy!"

2. "You're just a little Neeks, that's all"

3. Joe: "How are you feeling today?"
Jimmy: "Oh I don't know...Neeksy I guess."

4. "Look at the neeks I drew" (*shows picture of scribbles, or of a little creature*)

by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2007
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A geek and a Nerd put together

Nerds- People who have general knowledge on generally intellectualy subjects, books, histoyr, literature, math, academics etc.

Geek- People who knows technology and video games, not always very knowledgable
RC YOURE A NEEK!
You Neek! you spent way to much playing that knowledgeable video game that your brain is going to fry!
by Melissa S. June 08, 2006
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Jack. He’s annoying and irritating. Possibly the strangest weirdest human being that sings Christmas songs way too early.
Person 1: “Do you know anyone called Jack PR
Person 2: “Jack? Who’s that”
Person 1: “The Neek from school”
Person 2: “Ohhhhh I know him”
by Kamishka December 02, 2019
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Neek, means "fuck" in the Arabic language.
Yo, I got a zero on my mid-term exam! Neek school!
by jinx0r March 25, 2006
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