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fitness neglection program

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"
Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."
by cocoababy November 15, 2014
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neglection

Stop with the neglection, it hurts.
by Thronesandcrows April 17, 2016
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Fearection

The result of someone putting the "fear of God" into your boner
Adam: "She just put the fear of God into my boner..."

Anders: "... Fearection."
by Sackattack505 October 14, 2011
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nerection

The physiologial change to a woman's nipples whenever they're cold and/or arroused.

Most visible on women with tight upper torso garments while not wearing a bra.
Man, did you see her nerection?!

Famous nerection celebrity: Victoria Beckham.
by Mad Men OA June 17, 2008
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neckrection

distended neck and chest area usually accompanied by reddish flushing of the upper chest, neck and face of the individual experiencing the neckrection.

Usually neckrection accompanies or occurs subsequent to sudden bursts of rage, and oral ejaculation of saliva during the neckrection and use of profanity by the individual presenting with the symptoms described herein to characterize and define the term in question.

Neckrection was first observed in an adult human male who owned a small business, endlessly micromanaged and flew into a rage at the slightest hint of challenge from a female employee. This "Boss" was not seen exhibiting the neckrection when challenged by male counterparts, but instead experienced the condition often referred to as "whipped" or "wimped out".
When Christine refused to help him put the dead dog in the dumpster, Dr. Shimmelhoffer began screaming at her, thrusting forward his neckrection in an act of control.
by Marcel Marceau April 23, 2011
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Nephrection

When one becomes aroused talking about kidneys, kidney function, electrolytes, or looking at urine.
Omg, Lewis had a huge nephrection today in conference with that guy with hyperkalemia.
by Gingerbred Dan May 29, 2019
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fearection

I was scared so bad I got a fearection
by jorojoro December 22, 2014
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