Natty Ice

Used to describe something that is mediocre or sub-par

"Yo...that's natty ice kid"

by Bodacious September 13, 2006

nattie ice

A cheap brand of beer usually consumed by underage schoolchildren. It is known for being piss water, in that its low alcohol content and diuretic nature cause the drinker to need to utinate frequently but not get very inebriated.

Guy #1: Did ya'll picked up that case of guinness like I asked for?
Guy #2: Yeah, they was out so i got this instead.
Guy #1 Nattie Ice! This shit is piss water! Fuck you, man.

by Billy The Impaler December 13, 2004

Natty-Ice

A pill popping ass hoe who only loves you for your money and occasionally you tits.

A Natty-Ice just snorted a month old advil after sucking on the D.

by Mahbestbud be a Natty-Ice January 27, 2014

Natty Ice

Damn good. awesome. dank nasty. pretty much anything legit. funny because it is ironic.

That party last night was crazy, yeah it was pretty much natty ice.

by werd up mike August 27, 2008

Natty ice

Among the most disgusting substances on Earth, and the nadir for critics of domestic beer (ie. everyone who doesn't bang fat trailer-trash skanks). Natty ice is produced by Anheuser-Busch, the world's highest-volume beer producer and bringer of fine products such as brewery worker excrement (aka Budweiser). Natty Ice is remarkable as one of the few beers that is almost completely devoid of hops.

Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.

1: How am I supposed to drink this beer? It tastes like Natty Ice?
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.

by kickflipthecat October 9, 2007