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A PHYSICAL SPORT where Chevrolets, Fords and Toyotas drive for 3+ hours, at speeds of 180+ MPH and 2-3 inches from the wall and from eachother. DISCLAIMER: Not just a rednecks sport.
Josh: let's go to the baseball game
Cletus: let's go to the NASCAR race instead
NASCAR by JakeG514 July 6, 2016
NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing). Started in 1947. The most awesome sport ever. It is not just for rednecks or white trash. Nor is it just left turns, as there are road courses too.
NASCAR is awesome!
NASCAR by Me, not you. So leave. August 23, 2011
National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
Some people like baseball, I like Nascar. Its the best.
nascar by nick1369 February 20, 2009
NASCAR:

N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Centered
A - Around
R - Rednecks
Nascar by alex1010 April 14, 2009
The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race
Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.
NASCAR by Steeeeeeeeve June 19, 2006
A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.
NASCAR by blindspot February 17, 2005
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