Narwhal

An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.

Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!

by Carlson_the_friendly_robot April 4, 2011

Nargalism

sporadically passing out in any situation or place.

"Man, I have a bad case of nargalism"

"Nargalism to the max!"

"I'm about to Nargalize"

by Awayboardn April 8, 2009

Naralyn

Naralyn is an uncommon name, she is normally nice but also sassy, she is easy to get into friendly arguments with and can easily make you mad yet you’re still friends with her for some reason. She’s also really short.

I got in a fight with Naralyn about the proper use of commas

by Frankabagnalejr March 29, 2019

Nawal

Nawal is a short curly haired girl she is shy kind and loving and can make you laugh if your upset nawal can cheer you up

Nawal is awsome

by Cutestchick November 8, 2019

angry narwhal

While in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral sex, push your partner's head underwater and poke at their face with your penis.

"She was being a huge bitch and I was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, I gave her the angry narwhal and left."

by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

narwhal

A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.

"Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot."

by Drewsky O'Brien June 14, 2010

narwhalcolepsy

A sleep disorder that causes excessive sleepiness and frequent daytime sleep attacks when watching narwhals on television.

I was watching Human Planet and had total narwhalcolepsy during the Artic episode.

by oliverwest May 22, 2012