While in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral sex, push your partner's head underwater and poke at their face with your penis.
"She was being a huge bitch and I was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, I gave her the angry narwhal and left."
by Rampage W. September 27, 2009
When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.
by MrGhosty December 3, 2021