Queen of Narnia 

a gay guy who's so far in the closet (or wardrobe!) that he's in Narnia.

I can't believe that he hasn't come out to you yet--what a Queen of Narnia!

Queen of Narnia by margaretcostello July 25, 2006

narnia 

A magical land created by C.S. Lewis. Populated by talking animals and mythical creatures, and sometimes visited by humans.

"Where were you?"
"Oh, I just skipped off through the wardrobe for a quick visit to Narnia."

narnia by Katy December 26, 2003

Narnia Holiday 

A Narnia Holiday is when your boyfriend sends you away somewhere because he has people visiting him who do not know he is gay. That way he gets to stay in the closet.

My boyfriend had his mother visting him so he sent me on a narnia holiday at my mates place for the week.

Narnia Holiday by SpI August 30, 2015

Finding Narnia

Getting so intoxicated that you think you have found Narnia

Sam- "Dude, I found Narnia"
Joe- "Where man?"
Sam- "It's in this water bottle!"
Joe- "Alright man time to go to sleep, you're finding Narnia again."

Finding Narnia by MaximusFratimus September 27, 2013

don-narni

Ghetto talk for a brilliant vagina, as though it is the don of the punani aka, vaginas. Used as a humourous way to describe some nice lady parts.

John : yo you know that gyal I hit last week ?
Sam : yea what about her?
John : she had the don-narni.

'Hey I heard that girl shorna had the don-narni '

don-narni by downfothelols November 19, 2011

republican narnia

The magical land where Republicans come from and hope to return too. Common features include The Cold War, but against either Nazi's or the bad guys from Rocky and Bullwinkle, a Pleasantville environment, everyone gets along and there are no minorities, and Jesus who ahs returned and smites the unworthy. Those lost in Republican Narnia may remain there temporarily or permanatley, it is often completly treatable.

"My mom keeps warning me about STDs, I don't even have a girldfriend."
"She must be in Republican Narnia"

republican narnia by Nick E. May 18, 2006

For Narnia!!!! 

When running full spead ahead into a dark and scary bush and there is no looking back.

Or

When your about to go to war in COD and you yell it to you fellow brothers!

Guy 1: Sanch did you do do it For Narnia!!!! yesterday?

Guy 2: Nah man couldnt get past the bush.

For Narnia!!!! by AnalBandana November 4, 2012