napoli

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.

BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.

Man, I was just walking down that dark alley saying my prayers and I got napolied.

by AceLace April 15, 2006

napover

The sluggishness one often feels after taking a nap when the body wants to stay asleep for the long haul but the afternoon's activities are calling. Combination of nap and hangover, obviously.

Feels how one might imagine feeling at the bottom of the ocean, under a pile of rocks, or waking up from a roofie. The potential negative effect of a disco nap.

Can usually be avoided by careful monitering of nap-length to no more than half an hour, or by getting enough sleep and needing no naps at all.

Miranda has plans to go out tonight, but has a napover and feels like a slug.

by Shmookie May 4, 2009

va' fa Napoli

Italian for "go to hell". Literally translated it means "Go to Naples".

When he insulted me, I told him: "Va' fa Napoli!"

by CatchUp May 27, 2008

nanonut syndrome

When ones testicles have shrunk to levels that are difficult to measure. Most often, this condition is caused by being whipped into submission and abused repeatedly by heartless a member of the opposite sex. The infected party usually dishes out all monetary earnings to help support worthless causes. In extreme cases, eunuchs have more balls than someone with nanonut syndrome.

Vito, your nuts have practically disappeared. Nanonut syndrome is recoverable, but you have to grow a sack again. You can start by donkey punching her.

by DarthHuge January 14, 2009

napoli

To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.

Named after Senator Bill Napoli in honor of his description for an "acceptable rape" that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
Not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city.

"Did you hear? Laura's dad totally Napolied her, but according to South Dakota law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."

by VerdaliVerdali April 28, 2006

Napnin

Short response for "Not going to happen" or "Never going to happen" of " I'm not going to do that"

"You would me to pay for your meal, napnin!"

by JefDaddy June 9, 2018

nabonita

the kindest souls and is also known as crimemaster gogo :>

"oh youre such a nabonita"

by NaiTheNinkompoop May 3, 2021