like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Boot-Nailing

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.

"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"

by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023

Nailism

nail-ism (ney-liz-uhm) n: a philosophical attitude associated with nailing, hammering, or at times screwing; carpentry. to believe in having sex a lot, although not necessarily with different people. nymphomania.

"Instead of buying particleboard furniture from Sweden we should just practice Nailism"

or

"What would a Nailist say about a ménage à trois?"
"Nailism allows two-at-a-time"

by Manny Black December 2, 2009

Nanilingus

When you orally stimulate your grandmother's arse hole.

BOY 1: Have you tried nanilingus?
BOY 2: Not recently, my nan's dead - worse luck!

by Percy Flage August 30, 2010

Nailist

nail-ist (ney-list) n: one who believes in nailing, hammering, or at times screwing; carpenter. one who has sex a lot; nympho, easy.

"That's a nice armour, where'd you get it?"
"My dad made it, he's a nailist"

or

"I think he got with two girls at that party"
"Oh yeah man, total nailist"

by Manny Black December 2, 2009

neilie

a neilie is a person you can't really describe that's how incredible she is.She is talented,funny,smart,creative,active and sporty.Sometimes she makes u laugh and sometimes she makes you cry but she's all around perfect

person 1:"there goes neilie"
person 2:"I want to be here she amazing

by justbeingnice March 21, 2018

natilie

Smart, cool and fun but very talkative. Laughs a lot and has a deep smile

Natilies awesome and fun

by anonymous October 28, 2013