mipod

my iPod.

dude, check out mipod.

by mynokiaisamonsterinbed... January 5, 2009

mypower porn

Going to a girl(s) myspace and copy/pasting the hottest pictures of them to a Powerpoint so you can make a slide show, put it on auto change and jack off to it.

Aey: "What's the most pathetic thing you've done lately?"
Bee: "Remember that cute ass girl I met at the gig?"
Aey: "Yeah"
Bee: "I was on her page last night and I ended up making mypower porn"
Aey: " Haha, you're a sad bastard."
Bee: "Yeah, but she's bomb eh?"

by chepe March 14, 2008

MyPokkaDidda

When your pocket dials a bunch of shit, on your phone, when you don't want it to...

"I didn't call that BITCH!!! MYPOKKADIDDA..

by jrfrnk August 5, 2010

MPOD

Moron/Crackpot Post du Jour. A moronic post by some dumbass rightwinger on a blog.

The idiot known as Niceville makes a lot of MPODs on the Drudge Retort.

by dkia May 19, 2005

Mipod

The Mirror on the back of your ipod. (usually ipod videos will have show your reflection on the back)

Sarah: "We're going Janie, hurry up!"
Janie: "I have to use the mirror"
Sarah: "No we'll be late"
Janie: "I'll just check my mipod in the car then"

by Miss. Intergalaticah! January 6, 2010

mypocalypse

The act of destroying your own life with either drugs, alcohol, bad behavior, getting kicked out of the house , crashing the car, committing crimes, ect... Any series of biblically devastating acts aimed at crushing your self and those around you.

What crack heads are going through

that cocain i took brought on mypocalypse

by Alabaster coutquec October 11, 2011

MYODB

Mind your own damn business!

Steve: Is Karen a good kisser?!
Joey: MYODB.

by soomasahmneentyfoive September 3, 2011