mpod001 

You understand that it takes hard work and dedication in order to be good at halo. You show your knowledge of the game by proclaiming that 1v1s mean everything, and you let everyone know that beating an 11 year old is an accomplishment worthy of a week long praise. If you miss a snipe it’s not that you were aiming at the ceiling, but it’s that your opponent is using a lagswitch. Yes, everyone has them, and they only use them when you pull your trigger. But you have one secret weapon...now go grab camo and a mauler and show those scrubs what a real pro is like.

mpod001: Yo I have to show you this video

an innocent gamer: *reads title: worst lag ever* hmm dude I already saw this

mpod: No this is a new one

an innocent gamer: dude wtf this is the 11th one this week. either get a better internet or stop bitching. i played you with no lag. you still suck!

mpod: no scrub i only lost because you were host. also, dude it's not my internet the guy was using a lagswitch

an innocent gamer: do you even know how a fucking lagswitch is made? not every gamer has one you know. many people just play the game right and sometimes you miss. it happens. just for some reason you miss more than your average player.

mpod: no scrub i am going pro watch #1 on my fileshare

an innocent gamer: 4 shot across the map. a 4 shot. yeah ur going pro. *leaves*

mpod001 by OMG Im Dan November 9, 2009