mpod001 

You understand that it takes hard work and dedication in order to be good at halo. You show your knowledge of the game by proclaiming that 1v1s mean everything, and you let everyone know that beating an 11 year old is an accomplishment worthy of a week long praise. If you miss a snipe it’s not that you were aiming at the ceiling, but it’s that your opponent is using a lagswitch. Yes, everyone has them, and they only use them when you pull your trigger. But you have one secret weapon...now go grab camo and a mauler and show those scrubs what a real pro is like.

mpod001: Yo I have to show you this video

an innocent gamer: *reads title: worst lag ever* hmm dude I already saw this

mpod: No this is a new one

an innocent gamer: dude wtf this is the 11th one this week. either get a better internet or stop bitching. i played you with no lag. you still suck!

mpod: no scrub i only lost because you were host. also, dude it's not my internet the guy was using a lagswitch

an innocent gamer: do you even know how a fucking lagswitch is made? not every gamer has one you know. many people just play the game right and sometimes you miss. it happens. just for some reason you miss more than your average player.

mpod: no scrub i am going pro watch #1 on my fileshare

an innocent gamer: 4 shot across the map. a 4 shot. yeah ur going pro. *leaves*

mpod001 by OMG Im Dan November 9, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008