shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

by The Hankys January 8, 2013

ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt

best german thing to say when you’re loosing an argument

“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

mutterficker

Motherfucker in German

du verdammter Mutterficker
(you damn motherfucker)

by Armin G. From L.A. February 29, 2004

mutt loaf

Dog poop usually on a lawn.

That stray mutt down the street left a mutt loaf on my freshly cut lawn.

by King Yamayama May 27, 2019

Mutterlicious

Some one with a small penis who is usually fat and lives in their moms basement eating deep fried twinkies, and has a computer full of gay porn.

That man is mutterlicious all he does is eat his deep fried twinkies on his moms basement.

by poopofthepoops October 2, 2010

muntstain

a term used to describe a fuck ugly fat mess of a girl who thinks she is gods gift to men.

boy 1 - look at state of her over there.
boy 2 - i know, what a total muntstain.
boy 1 - word.

by slackbumholeunited July 19, 2009

Hairy mutt

When a girl doesnt shave her puss and leaves a forest down stairs. These girls are considered filthy, Yet plenty of men love a good hairy mutt

"Yeah i asked my girlfriend not to shave her mutt, now its a hairy Mutt"

"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"

"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"

"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"

by Sloppy Rig July 7, 2012