Musket Ball

A massive ball of resin pulled from a marijuana pipe, rolled into a ball and smoked.

Dude, Charlie hadn't cleaned his bowl in like 6 months, dude pulled like 3 musket balls out.

by Sanfred March 23, 2010

Home Defense Musket

A copypasta talking about the use of american revolution weaponry as home defense weaponry

Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

by Fueled by adhd November 11, 2021

Pulling Mussels

British slang for sexual intercourse.

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."

by Civiux April 21, 2013

North Muskegon

a very small town on the west side of Michigan surrounded by water where there are extremely large houses with a mass amount of old people with luxury cars and a high school named #1 educationally in the state despite its reputation for its students smoking massive amounts of pot and heavy drinking.

Whats there to do in North Muskegon? Nothing.

by Edgar Ganja March 15, 2011

The Musket

The musket occurs when the condom slips off while having sex with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. The man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.

"Dude, I think I gave her the musket last night."

by Cawthon2007 October 26, 2011

got musked

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

a website about how a green energy grifter is scamming the world (gotmusked.com)

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.

by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021

mussel

1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia

1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty

by dutchpantyraider December 15, 2011