munkered

Seriously messed up, broken, or damaged as if fuckered by monkeys.

"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"

by Dave, Carey, and Dan January 4, 2009

MUMZERT

To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.

The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.

by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020

Muzzer

Australian (English) Slang, often used to describe a herb or coffee grinder (as well as a Weed specific grinder) used for processing the dry Cannabis flower for the purpose of consumption. Frequently used to describe an electric grinder.

Wow, that $10 Kmart coffee grinder sure does have a lot of OTHER uses. ;)
As a muzzer?

Sure. I can work with that.

by Prof. XXX (u know they GET it) March 22, 2022

The Munter Mash

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See Muntville Mafia, Minger Zoo and Club Munterville. Inspired by the popular song 'Monster Mash' by Pickett and Capizzi.

I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For the munters, from their slabs, began to rise. And suddenly to my surprise, they did the mash. They did The Munter Mash.

by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008

jake munger

texas hick who thinks hes
emo and can do anything he wants
but hes really just a little bitch

sydney-hey girl i saw one of
them jake mungers down yonder

cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!

by lalalalaboy August 5, 2008

Munger (plunger)

This is where one takes a plunger, or a "Munger" after completing the act munging. This is used to retrieve all of the mung after a nice, swift stomp onto your mung victim. Your partner will then preceed to exume all the excess mung with the "munger" from the rotten vagina.

1. Hey Steve, pass me that munger (plunger), im still pretty hungry.

2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.

3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.

by John and Kyle May 23, 2006

munter

A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood.
You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!

'jesus carl.. that bird you pulled last night was all the munter in the world. She looked like her body had a reaction to her arse and prollapsed her colon through her neck..'

by ozzy3000 August 4, 2006