Skip to main content

writer's center monster 

the pretend monster living in the abington height's high school's writer's center. it enjoys feasting on google internet searches and gets sick if the student attempts to search for porn. When it is closed, it indicates that the monster has escaped and will not reopen until it returns.
The Writer's Center is closed all day. The Writer's Center Monster must have escaped again!

monster shit 

Noun (Verbal Noun, Transitive Noun, Countable Noun. Plural: monster shits)

1) (Verbal Noun). The act of defecating particularly large or stubborn feces from the digestive tract via the anus (in this context the feces are usually solid, but sometimes the feces can be semisolid or even liquid and still qualify as a monster shit).

2) (Noun). The feces itself that resulted from the monster shit. To safely qualify as a monster shit the feces must be remarkable in some way, such as having an unusually large mass, density, texture or any other obvious quality which identifies it as a remarkable bowel movement.

Also of note is that some people claim to have laid a monster shit, when in fact it was only an above average bowel movement. The stress of laying above average feces may make the resulting feces seem larger than they are. Applying the valsalva maneuver by holding your breath and "pushing" to force out firm feces can heighten the senses, making your anus hyper sensitive which can give the impression that your shit is larger or more monstrous than it actually is.
1) "I can't talk now Jane, I am taking a monster shit and it requires my complete attention so I will have to call you back"

2) "I wouldn't go to the garden shed for a little while, Bobby got high again and laid a monster shit right on top of your lawn mower"
monster shit by Jaykea June 30, 2009

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome
My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

Monster Shouter 

Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.
When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".

munter-shunter 

A man who generally engages in sexual intercourse with really ugly women. They are usually only a step up from prison bitches.
Jesus, that Dave's a proper munter-shunter. She looks like a two day old kebab, and smells like it too.

Land Monster Slayer 

A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.
Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."