munted

completely twatted of your face & gurning like a water buffalo.

fuck me, I was munted last night.

by fluffy February 26, 2003

Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

by mpoppe August 24, 2009

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

Munted

Broken, not workable for its origanal purpose.

A boat full of holes is munted.
"THE BOATS MUNTED"

John howard is really munted.

by Tara Eve October 12, 2004

Getting Munced

The act of being cornered in a room by a large slow country male, who then complains to you about things that you cannot fix for at least 20 minutes.

I was trying to get back to my office before getting munced.

by Smallbridge May 6, 2019

munted

damaged, broken, deformed, fucked-up, drunk

We'll have to walk; my car's munted!

by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

munted

to put it simply, fucked. covers everything.

1. "this piece of shit stereo is really munted now."
2. "yeah, sorry bout that, i was well munted last night"

by __lux__ September 20, 2006