mumphing

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it

That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

mimping

Musical IMProvisING

The act of musical improvising, usually on keyboard, to support improv theater performances.

The mimping for the opera scene was outstanding.

by BerkeleyImprov.com December 9, 2012

murping

A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months
Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread
Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening
Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach
Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth
Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch

**** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.

John: "Dude I murped like 7 bitches last night!"
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!"
John: "Fuck you Adam."

Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!"
Sally: "What?"
*Jeff kills Sally*
Jeff: "Yeah you are!"
*Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends*
*Sally twitches*

Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?"
James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!"
Kyle: "I like where your head is at"
James: "It's fuckin murping time"
*fist pump*

Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!"
Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?"
Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!"
Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you."

by The Murping Magician April 23, 2010

mumsing

The act of having sex with goats, or could also mean the man taking it from behind while the parter makes high pitched squeaking noises.

My girl and I love mumsing for a nice intimate night together.

by Beninyours May 19, 2018

Muming

Like ageing but totally irrelevant to age. Just the effects of motherhood. I.e (back pain) (memory loss) (sleeplessness) (constipation)

Look at us muming away, I can’t even run fast anymore.

by Gem-stone September 26, 2019

Mupping

The act of "muploading" (mobile uploading)-usually used on facebook

person1: that's such a funny picture from last night!
person2: yeah i know i'm mupping it right now!

by anonymous961109345667892113 January 18, 2011

muming

this is where one attempts to screw a mother

urgh i saw that kid down the road MUMING his own mum it was filth

by benji haynes June 5, 2005