mulchologist

some one is is the master of mulch in every way shape and form

wayne can do anything possable when it comes to mulch from flower beds to even sleeping in it. that man is a mulchologist

aka mulch genius

by BIG DADDY BACON December 29, 2011

Smokin' Mulch

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.

The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

mulchen bowl

when one shits in someone elses mouth and stirrs it with his dick.

Mark got a mulchen bowl from Nic, and now his teeth are brown.

by Jdawg/Jmoney February 17, 2007

Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.

As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"

by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009

Mulch

A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant.

*intervenes conversation*

"ugh, go away you mulch"

by A.Tweirdrandomdefinitions November 10, 2019

Mulchero

Hard-working, Hispanic landscaping worker, prevalent in expensive neighbourhoods.

Rodrigo could tell by the pungent, earthy odour and the neatness of his flower beds that the mulcheros had visited that day.

by superdougio April 14, 2009

mulct

to bilk, to bleed, to swindle

With the help of a venal doctor who exaggerated his injuries, Beatrice was able to do a convincing pratfall on small piece of ice in front of the local Walmart and mulct the corporation for 200 grand.

by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018