mufflap

that large fold of skin and fat that hangs over a fat woman's muff, derivative of mudflap, as on a truck

WOW! Look at the mufflap on that porker!

by saints fan md September 17, 2006

Muffhawk

A Muffhawk is the strip of hair commonly referred to as a "landing strip" on a woman's nether region.
A girl can shave her pubes into a cute little mohawk- now referred to as a muffhawk!

Zeea Darling: "If I could dye my muffhawk pink it would be the supreme ruler over all vadges. It would be like cotton candy!"

by Zeea Darling June 14, 2010

Cooter Muffaloon

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).

Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.

by Corn Smith January 17, 2010

muffard

What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."

"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."

"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

by lolololololz October 30, 2008

muffgag

a fishy smelly nasty muff (vagina) that makes you gag

Lindsey was muff diving on Lucia the other night and had to stop because her pussy was so nasty it made Lindsey muffgag all over her muff

by Leslie Marie Thesbian January 15, 2009

Muffasa

A tattoo of Mufasa near a chick's muff to make her pubic hair resemble The lion king's mane.

Babe "So I was thinking about becoming a tattoo artist"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"

by Alymae April 28, 2013

Muffla

Australian slang (noun) - cookies or slices made with butter containing resin from cannabis leaves.

1. "Those cookies look green spete? Yeah they're muffla mate"
2. "After about half an hour the muffla kicked in and holy fuck..."
3. "Nah I don't like smoking it. But I'll rip into the muffla"
4. "I've never laughed so much.... Gotta love the muffla!"
5. "Geez mate that muffla had stems in it"

by gibbalatte April 22, 2017