muddbutt shuffle

Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and butt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.

"After that last pale ale went through me, I had to do the muddbutt shuffle to the washroom."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

Mudbutt

Mudbutt, is when you really gotta crap, and when you do it's super liquidy and slippery doo-doo. Its really nasty. Someone I know has Mudbutt.

Man, I seriously have Mudbutt, I gotta go BAD!!!! Oh, shit its slippin out my butt. I gotta change my drawers.

by tbone94 October 14, 2009

Mudbutts

When you have uncontrolable bowels...aka Diarrhea.

I went to Pancho's Mexican Buffet, and before I could get to the table, I have an onset of the mudbutts... I seriously shit my pants.

by SnakeFight! May 3, 2006

mudbuttkin

When you get oral sex while having mud butt.

Oh no, mudbuttkin!

Oh nom nom nom.

by Carl Sonicetoseeyou May 23, 2008

muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.

a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper

by ckkiller22 March 4, 2011

muddy butt duck walk

This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.

Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.

by Sir Greggles March 30, 2017

muddybuddy wedgie

A wedgie, but you put mud into your victims underwear

I gave that dork a muddybuddy wedgie and said If he picked it, I would make him eat his muddy underwear!

by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020