Mudman Mouthwash

a sweet concoction of colgate, piss, milk, and lemon juice.

commonly made in the swamps of vietnam with whichever supplies is affordable (toothpaste is optional but colgate is the only acceptable form)

many describe it as a sweet, creamy, and tart drink.

"Im gonna make some Mudman Mouthwash in my tree tonight."

by poopfartpoopshitgasfartpee March 8, 2022

mudman

Coming from a genetic background where the mud hut was the height of architecture. Commonly used to refer to people that are from places that would never have become civilized without western influence.

The mudman is outside screaming at 2am again, must be drugs or bad DNA.

by lowiqmudman April 20, 2022