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Peak Meeting

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.
Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.
by 11237 January 15, 2012
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Bad Meets Evil

Eminem and Royce da 5' 9'' formed this group in 1999 and split up after releasing a small album in 1999. They joined together to release ''Fast Lane'' a single in 2011. They will be releasing an EP called ''Hell: The Sequel'' on June 14th 2011 according to Paul Rosenberg.
Guy 1: yo what you listening to?
Guy 2: bad meets evil.. Em and Royce spitting some fucking dirty rhymes.
by Wannamuffin June 22, 2011
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Bob views a video uploaded in July of 2006, and comments "240p we meet again".
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Nice to Meet You

“Nice to Meet You” is a common phrase used when meeting a new person/group of people. In the US, It is typically followed by a hand shake or a friendly conversation. Sometimes if the person is connected with a friend or family member it could be followed by a hug or some other embrace. When you’re meeting someone who you’ve already met a typical phrase would be “Nice to see you again”. #NiceToMeetYou
“Hi Nice to Meet You! My name’s Jeff, what’s your name?”
“Nice to Meet You, Alison. Brittany told me all about you.”
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where the rubber meets the road

An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.
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