Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube
1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!
2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!
3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!
4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!
2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!
3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!
4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!
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Get the The Mozzarella Stick mug.Mark : Are you going to Dan’s pizza party
Colin: Yes I fucking love pizza and Dan makes the best
Mark: Yeah me too, it’s worth the 4hr explanation about how he chose the right Italian cow to make to the milk for the cheese!
Colin: Dont forget the 3 hour chats on how he selected the right flour and tomato’s
Mark: He is such a mozzafella
Colin: Yes I fucking love pizza and Dan makes the best
Mark: Yeah me too, it’s worth the 4hr explanation about how he chose the right Italian cow to make to the milk for the cheese!
Colin: Dont forget the 3 hour chats on how he selected the right flour and tomato’s
Mark: He is such a mozzafella
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Get the mozzarella cheese mug.During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.
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Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
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Get the Mozzarella Twat mug.Typically, a male has a penis, and some of these males have foreskin. If foreskin is left unwashed for long periods of time after frequent masturbation, “dick cheese” is formed.
On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.
Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.
This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.
On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.
Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.
This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.
“Hey babe, my results came in from my gynecologist! Looks like we can make some Mozzarella Sticks tonight!”
“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”
“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”
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