Mozart

Mozart or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, was a famous pianist and composer of the 1,700's but this is also used in "pulling off a Mozart" as in someone is playing the piano while exposing their anus and making farting noises.
This is oftenly thought of as badass among pianists and extremely challenging.

Man: "OH MY GOD! That little fucker is pulling off a Mozart!"
Elderly Black Man: "I just saw that awesome bastard do it like an hour ago!"
Man: "He must be going for the worlds longest Mozart!... EAR-TITS!!!"

by ac3092 April 30, 2009

Mozart

A person who liked shit

I love you franku please put a baby in me...he did a video on Mozart

by acoustic02 August 9, 2019

Mozarting

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Mozart

To love someone at the maximum level like Mozart Is the maximus in the music!

I Mozart you!

by Willy Wonka from the Bronx June 11, 2017

Mozart

he's that nigga

ayyyyyyy look its mozart

by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

Mozart Fart

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.

"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"

by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014

Mozart boobs

In the Opera World, terminology referring to breasts which neatly fit into a corset, therefore looking good on the Opera Stage i.e. they'd be grand in a Mozart opera, such as The Marriage of Figaro.

Backstage hand 1: Phwoar!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!

by Sinead April 22, 2005