mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.

John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.

by Anti January 12, 2005

Mowing the Lawn

The act of tossing someone's salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their butthole hair as you pleasure them.

Jacob loves it when Mollie starts mowing the lawn in the middle of a long bus ride.

by JONGaCONGi July 8, 2012

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

mowing the lawn

masturbating with a vibrator

bad vibrators are as loud as a lawn-mower sometimes

by clodia June 25, 2003

Mowing my lawn

Its wat u say to ur freinds wen u want to stay home and do watever, especially video games, mainly madden 08. people usually do this wen they first get a new game or something.

"Guys i cant hang out today, im gonna be mowing my lawn, and then after that, i have to buy some.... shorts" says kevin

"O, ok kevin" says me

by Emcee Carthy October 25, 2007

mowing the lawn

Making out with people

shelby: hey have you been mowing the lawn lately?
bettina: actually yes... i just mowed the Jeffasons last night
shelby:which jeffason?
bettina: oh you know all three of them

by sloshslosh July 20, 2009

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020