mouseturbating

When someone clicks so rapidly that it feels like masturbating and everybody in the room starts looking awkwardly and grossed out at him.

- Eddie, stop mouseturbating, jeez!
- But I found this game... check it out! You'll never beat my record!
- Haha, 8 clicks per second, this is crazy!
- Told you!
- ...it still feels wrong.

by treznik September 8, 2010

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

by Todd January 15, 2005

Ball bearing mousetrap

A tomcat.....think about it.
This is an old slang term for an unaltered male cat

I had a bit of a rodent problem in my kitchen so I went down to the pound and got a ball bearing mousetrap.

by Pogo56 April 26, 2009

MusTurd

The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.

Knock the musturd off the bottle please.

by mustard biscuits September 2, 2010

mousetrap

When riding a snowboard backside down a mountain, to catch the edge of the board and abruptly throw the top half of the body forward bending at the waist - similar to the way a mousetrap operates.

"He mousetraped and broke his wrist.."

by BodhiGuru March 6, 2007

mooseturbation

An act of self-induced ejaculation, as performed by the drooling, mindless admirers of Quitter Queen Sarah Palin, most of whom also belong to the Tea Party. Caribou Barbie's lovesick sycophants do this either alone, or in a circle jerk while watching the object of their twisted desire on Fox News.

Well shute, I hope he's got him some teabags to wipe it up! That there mooseturbation can be right messy!

by WordJones May 29, 2010

musturd

The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle

Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!

by Buzz Berry January 7, 2009