mossmoss

Scotish import; so techno it hurts (but in that good kind of way); a Mattie with a good heart; master of techno face; loved by friends, family, and your local Mayor; cute girls in Cincinnati adore him; Detroit lover, not a fighter; patient and nice

... and the mossmoss ran away with the pi.

by amie marie May 12, 2006

Mosser

An evil, stupid, and lazy elementary teacher (6th grade usually) who steals money from her students and has all of the qualities of your most hated teacher. You can easily tell if you have a Mosser because...
1. she is overweight, has orange-ish hair, and painted on eyebrows
2. she spends more time on her laptop than teaching
3. she finds enjoyment in punishing kids for every little thing, whether they are guilty or not

Kelso: "Ugh. do you remember our 6th grade teacher? You know, the one who stole $20 from me that one time?"
Alice: "Yeah. How can you forget Mosser? She was like pure evil... i swear!"

by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011

getting mossed

A reference to Hall Of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss. It was to be owned in the contest for the ball. Specifically, it means to be dominated by another in any form of contest.

man the guy had no chance in the contest...from the moment he laid eyes on me, he knew he was getting mossed

by Macktown July 30, 2018

mossengren

when you forget to turn off your camera when you get in th shower!

i can beleive i was on my conference call and my video camera was on, and mossengren my team!

by aka Ringo May 8, 2020

Mossed! [Beta]

Trash game that has bad unboxing system i can't unbox radioactive cuz sack is bad and he mad i got every skin

Marco hates Mossed! Beta cuz he can't unbox the skin

by DumbassMarco October 11, 2020

Mösser

Mösser is a man who will rock your world, both figuratively and physically. He is considered to have one of the largest set of testicles on a human being in over a decade.

"Oh my god is that Mösser! I've heard his penis is huge"

by Mösser December 16, 2022

mosse knuckles

were you wear a tight pair of shorts and your balls pop out the front

dalton has small mosse knuckles

by vikingfan26 September 15, 2009