Mossman

Another name for a long turd loaded with corn. This happens after being fudgepacked.

Josh dropped a Mossman after leaving Bobby's party.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Moyman

A narcissist. Someone who uses others and is great at acting compassionate but always has an self serving motive for everything he does. Can’t be trusted manipulates everyone and every situation.

Be careful of him, he may seem nice now but he wants something he’s a moyman

by Dose of Truth March 21, 2020

Moumantai

無問題 or 无问题

Translates literally as "no problem" but interpreted in English as "relax" or "take it easy" (also written Momentai)

Its a Cantonese phrase made famous by the Bandai show Digimon Tamers, by the Digimon character Terriermon, who it has almost become a trademark phrase.

"Henry, moumantai!" (Literally "Henry relax!")

by Rykse March 15, 2010

James Mossman

Getting drunk; so drunk you piss yourself and rip your own pants then whirl them around your own head.

I'm kind of bored, I think I might get absolutely James Mossman'd tonight

by Dick Mundee January 26, 2010

morman soak

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

by CShady August 1, 2015

Momantic

A romantic gay setting or action.

Vern and his gay lover were being so momantic while they held hands and looked into each other's eyes.

by hperd February 3, 2010

mommandeer

(vb) to commandeer a conversation initiated by a childless person or respond condescendingly to a childless person during a conversation for any of the following reasons:
- to emphasize how little he/she knows because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how easy he/she really has it because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how trivial the hard work he/she does truly is in comparison to doing ANY work and having KIDS at the same time

Melissa: I'm feeling really tired today. I've been running around all week. Between volunteering at the homeless shelter, my day job, my part time job, and going back to school...I hardly have time to relax.
Alison: Oh, stop complaining. You think you're busy? Try having kids.
John: Wow, Alison. Way to mommandeer the conversation.

by bubblesburst April 28, 2011