mort

A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)

Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!

by J-Dolla May 16, 2006

Mort

The demon lovechild of the two most chronically autistic people alive. He has great big massive eyes.

Person, "Oh shit, there's Mort"
Other person, "His parents are autists"

by BigMan K’Dawg March 28, 2022

mort

word used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female.

tonight im gonna go find me a dirty little mort to take home

by Mort Hunter June 7, 2011

mort

1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.

1. Did you get your OSSD yet, or are you still a mort?

2. That mort can't even spell his name.

3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment.

by Rich6 July 16, 2008

Morting

the act of habitually bedshitting combined with periods of severe confusion. Usually in a video game.

I just couldn't stop morting in call of duty last night.

by unevenzero October 7, 2013

morted

Tired out, exhausted.

"I studied all night and now I'm just morted."

by Suurlemoen March 18, 2014

Mort

The most amazing guy to ever walk this planet, the equvivalent of a god, he is sexy as fu*k, blindlingly handsome and smarter than Einstein, and girls always sends him nude pics ;)

girl 1: omg look at mort he is soo sexy! *faints*

girl 2: i feel compelled to txt mort a nude pic

by Ivyrose April 9, 2013