Morris

To morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some way off the truth

Also known as a greenall

Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do

by gydw June 04, 2009

Morris

A man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't belong to him.

Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be a Morris.

Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??

by phork September 08, 2012

Morris

To tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment)

I thought I was gonna kick his ass, but he morrised me and I totally scored with that chick.

by Oengus June 25, 2011

Morris

An ass of epic standings. An ass that makes crowds turn, women cry tears of jealousy and men jizz in their pants. A supreme mixture of all that is wanted in a woman's ass.

Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was up and out of my seat following her in a daze.

Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.

by Nathan Steel November 02, 2011

Morris

A term used for a penis

Did you get your morris wet today?

by Alex and Emma :D November 29, 2006

Morris

The act of ejaculation on a females sphincter then slurping it up and spitting it into her mouth

So I was with a hooker last night and I totally gave her the morris

by cherokee rat July 01, 2010

Morris

Answer to question that means neither true, nor false.

Anonymous Friend:
"Hey Jimmy, did you put true or false for the answer to question five on that test?"

Jimmy:
"Actually, I couldn't make up my mind, so I put MORRIS."

by ELJoe March 09, 2009