The ancient, lost Book of the Stupid. Written and given over to humanity by He-Who-Is-Unutterably-Dense. The tome was bound in the skins of ancient bananas. Legend tells us that only the greatest idiots may open its covers without losing every iota of intellect they ever bore. The mind of any other will be blasted to drivel. Fortunately, this leaves most of planet Earth's current inhabitants perfectly safe.
The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).
The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).
A: "Oh look, it's the fabled Moronicon! Wonder what it says... gggghhhhhhhh *Drool*"
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."
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Bush moronizes all those American crackers with his retarded speech
My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!
My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!
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