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Mornication

There's nothing better than starting the day out with some Mornication.
by chucka99 November 23, 2010
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moronic

The adjective form of moron. To do something which only someone having the qualities of a moron (someone with an IQ of 45-59) would do.
1) You tried to dress yourself in duct tape? Steve, that was moronic.

2) You tried to drink the sprites in Super Mario Brothers? Steve, that was moronic.

3) You posted your MySpace picture on UrbanDictionary.com? Steve, that was moronic.
by tgadeholt September 8, 2008
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mooncalf

pronounced: moon-kaf

1. A misshapen foetus; a monstrosity or freak.
2. a person with a mental handicap; a born fool.
3. a person who gazes at the moon or idles time away; an absent-minded person.
4. An animal imagined to inhabit the moon.
Nerd: You're such a mooncalf!
Jock: Huh?
by Non-Cretin June 10, 2005
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moronia

a state of mind in which one feels overwhelmed by the presence of irrationality, stupidity, and/or stuck in situations where you are beholden to the moronic behavior of others.
Its almost impossible to avoid moronia while trying to run errands during rush hour.

'man i gotta get out of this town, its just constant moronia, no cool people to hang out with'

'i think i'm going to have to pass, everytime we hang out with your friends its just an unendurable trip to moronia'
by UuberNerd August 14, 2009
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Moronics

The science of stupidity, taking stupidity and subhuman intelligence to the lowest level.
The boss should get a doctorate in moronics for that idiotic suggestion.
by Jozimoto July 24, 2007
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moronicness

To spill a glass of water over your laptop at 2am and then take 30 minutes to wonder why it won't work.
the moronicness of spilling water and not realising it is just moronic!
by tristabella October 18, 2010
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Moronicheadache

A pulsing series of pains in the cranium caused by brain cells attempting to perform an 'Underclock' in brain power which leads to general IQ dissipation overtime.
Moronicheadache can only occur when you engage in converse with severely disabled people Mentaly such as Gabrielle Rock.
by Trololol. November 22, 2011
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